Incredulous America: How Come Edition (Part Three)

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How come nobody has brought up TRON yet?

If we are talking photos….how come nobody has brought up Gforce’s uncanny resembelance to most child molesters?

How come nobody has brought up the fact that most people who own Hummers are attempting to cover up some perceived inadequacy in the penis-size department.

How come nobody has brought up Dreams from My Father? It is basically identical to Mein Kampf.

How come nobody has brought up the fact that it simply is not possible to positively ID a fish from a fuzzy photograph? You can form an OPINION, but to say that it is 100% one thing or another is simply not possible.

How come nobody has brought up the jews?

How come nobody has brought up necrophilia? Now that’s a messed up fetish. I might be able to understand having sex with a recently deceased person, but some people like it when the people are rotting.

“How come nobody has brought up the issue of Islamic Terrorists sneaking into the United States from Mexico?”

How come nobody has brought up the fact yet that “crotch” is a gross, and IMO, unacceptable word?

How come nobody has mentioned those weird alien looking things floating in Wandy’s bathtub?

How come nobody has mentioned that Junot Díaz won a Pulitzer?

How come nobody has mentioned the Flaming Homer!?

How come nobody has mentioned that President Obama himself has family who are here illegally and have not been deported back to their country.

How come nobody has mentioned hydrangeas?

how come nobody has mentioned one of my perennial favorite rifles: the fn-fal,

How come nobody has mentioned “Do Anything You Wanna Do” by Eddie and the Hot Rods. Old tune but a real blast that makes you want to get up and go.

How come nobody has mentioned Chinese! The Chinese language is some 5000+ years old, and its written form is some 3500 years old.

how come nobody has mentioned “AS I LAY DYING”,they are awsome,as well as all the other christian bands.

But how come nobody has mentioned during this bash-fest that the lead singer of Rush is one of the UGLIEST lead singers ever.

now, how come nobody has mentioned Cheech and Chong. Classic!!!!

How come nobody has mentioned the 4×4 animal style. Now that’s a burger.

How come nobody has mentioned that the Olympic torch relay was invented by Adolf Hitler and the nazis for the 1936 Berlin games.

But how come nobody has mentioned anything about “Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County”?

How come nobody has mentioned the Snorks? lol.

How come nobody has mentioned Dr. Mario?

lol jared leto how come nobody has mentioned him getting axed in the face by christian bale in american psycho.

How come nobody has mentioned “Bitches Ain’t Shit” as covered by Ben Folds?

how come nobody has mentioned vin diesel or elijah wood?

How come nobody has mentioned those undies with the Elephant ears that goes along your hips & the elephants trunk covers the ….. you know….them bits…you know ‘down there’.

How come nobody has mentioned that the guy running the shindig was previously in jail for EMBEZZLEMENT?!?!

How come nobody has mentioned Mr McCormick, the most memorably bizarre supply teacher in the history of Newman. Please tell me someone remembers him

how come nobody has mentioned the genius supply teacher that was Mrs Froggatt???

How come nobody has mentioned how great the Pats def played yesterday?

But this guy gangstarr is pretty good………so how come nobody has mentioned him before!

how come nobody has mentioned prenuptial agreements?

how come nobody has mentioned South Indian filter coffee?

How come nobody has mentioned some of those shirtless scenes (and loving scenes) from the BBC’s drama Marie Lloyd?

How come nobody has mentioned Elizabeth Rohm from Law and Order? Or Fred Thompson for that matter?

How come nobody mentioned “Homicide Life on the Street”?

How come nobody mentioned Shawshank Redemption as on the best movies out there ?