Yesterday I Received an Important Email from Peter BD Entitled “early review of FUN CAMP”

Here is the email in its entirety:

FUN CAMP is the book of 2013
this is an early review
FUN CAMP was written by gabe durham
young gabe is the most talented of dudes
the title is in all caps
it smacks you in the face
this book will be read from children
to extraterrestrials in outer space
FUN CAMP is going to flip the script
the prose is wicked
heaven sent
everyone is enamored with it’s style
‘it was my favorite book of the year’
those words were spoken by our 44th president
that’s right
obama knows what good writing is
he knows that gabe is the future
he knows that this book will set the trend
yes, the book is titled FUN CAMP
‘that book is the shit’ michelle obama once said
get ready guys
your lives are about to be changed
you are about to witness greatness
you are about to bare witness to a future legend in the game
he’s ready for the lit fame
ready for his life to never be the same
hi haters
g. durham is 12 steps ahead of you lames
FUN CAMP is the kind of book that doesn’t come around often
this is the next great american novel
this is not farce
these are not lies
he is a talented writer
and his book is ahead of it’s time
so make sure you pre-order it
because it will most likely sell out in minutes
the title is FUN CAMP
and gabe durham is the best that ever did it

*

I replied: ” SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Did you for real read the book? Or are you like my best-ever hype man?? Either is great.”

And 9 hours later he wrote back: “you rule”

What a welcome reminder that I am the best that ever did it and 12 steps ahead of you lames.

Thank you, peterbd99@gmail.com. Suck it, everyone else.

But please buy my book when it comes out.

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3 thoughts on “Yesterday I Received an Important Email from Peter BD Entitled “early review of FUN CAMP”

  1. […] But honestly, I’m not sorry for any of this. It is completely fascinating and the best web surprise since peterbd emailed me. […]

  2. […] my huck for it. Get the book. $9 at PGP, early bird special. It’s the book of the summer. PeterBD, in fact, says it’s the “book of 2013.” Below the jump, I will shut up and hand over the sharing baton to some of what’s actually in […]

  3. […] take my huck for it. Get the book. $9 at PGP, early bird special. It’s the book of the summer. PeterBD, in fact, says it’s the “book of 2013.” Below the jump, I will shut up and hand over the sharing baton to some of what’s actually in […]

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