Incredulous America (Part Four)

Culled from the web. Unedited for spelling, grammar, syntax, or taste.

How come nobody’s mentioned the antibiotics and steroids in milk and the possible harm from that?

How come nobody mentioned those damn scorpion fuckers, especially scary where your in the zero gravity room having to float on that huge ball as those rings move around it and not hearing one of those float up behind you only to stab you

How come nobody’s mentioned the new Linkin Park song? It’s undeniably their worst one yet. It’s so fucking… EPIC!

Okay, how come nobody mentioned Dan? Because Dan is the man!!!!!

Speaking of the U.S. how come nobody mentioned new mexico and the u.s virgins islands?

How come nobody’s mentioned Dogma?

But how come nobody mentioned Jagger and Richards. Y’all got beef with The Stones?

how come nobody mentioned ‘Sign on the Cross’ from the genuine basement tapes?

How come nobody mentioned the obvious? How is this ‘The Karate Kid’ If he’s using Kung Fu?

How come nobody’s mentioned how her nipples point forward and not at the ground like regular boobs? They’re crazy!

how come nobody mentioned the 1997 finals game 5? michael jordan score 38 points to bring it back to chicago 3-2; all with the FLU!!

How come nobody mentioned “Dog racing”? Is it already banned?

Er…how come nobody mentioned the possibility of NO dark matter?

how come nobody mentioned guacamole? :)

Now, how come nobody’s mentioned the most annoying thing about her: her piercing, whining, nasally VOICE!

How come nobody mentioned the Tunnel of Love :-) . I took girfriends there in the ’50s.

How come nobody mentioned R2 D2 and C3PO?

How come nobody’s mentioned Kenny Chesney yet?

Hey, how come nobody’s mentioned Paint? Isn’t that a good program?

And how come nobody’s mentioned the incredibly fake-looking Rose McGowan (cat-flap girl in Scream)? Celestial-being.

How come nobody mentioned Alien? or Aliens (Alien 3 wasn’t as good). Surely these films are the most apparent manifestation of design and belief in the vision of the artist.

How come nobody mentioned the push Christina gave Owen in the back?

How come nobody’s mentioned that Eazy E’s daughter sucks. That song is pure garbage, even if it is heartfelt.

How come nobody mentioned so far the early drawings of the sphinx made by Vivant Denon.

How come nobody mentioned the multilingual user interface (MUI) yet?

How come nobody mentioned those toffee candies with the Halloween wrapping? So gross! And I love butterfinger.

How come nobody mentioned the gym? Helloooo!!!!

By the way, how come nobody mentioned Barthez, really the most famous of all baldy goalies?

How come nobody mentioned “How High” or “Half-Baked” yet? Come on… and you call yourselves stoners.

By the way, how come nobody mentioned “He-Man”?

And how come nobody mentioned Mark, Matthew, Luke or John until the year 150 AD. It’s as if they NEVER EXISTED before that time.

How come nobody mentioned that Ryan is obviously wanking off when the camera zooms in a little on him?

How come nobody mentioned grapes? GRAPES! Grow Grapes!!

Seriously, how come nobody mentioned the Swiss already? The were essentially equipped with farming tools and look how devestating they were.

How come nobody’s mentioned the ‘fuck’ scene in series one (ep 4)?

And how come nobody mentioned that fact that we’re now clearly in the last throes?

How come nobody mentioned Keanu yet?

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