Incredulous America: Things We Can’t Believe Nobody Has Mentioned (Part One)

Culled from the web. Unedited for spelling, grammar, syntax, or taste.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Eddie Murphy. Back when he did Raw, nobody could touch him.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned “Pet Rocks”. What a stupid craze that was. I was not alive at the time it occurred, but I did read about it.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Scorpions – Rock You Like a Hurricane.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the chopped off feet yet!

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned your dancing skeletons. How did you make them?

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the old Saddle Club for pizza memories from way back. I loved watching them toss the dough threw the air while making those pizza’s when I was a young buck.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned The Beastmaster. Sweaty, oiled up Marc Singer, and Tanya Roberts boobies. And ferrets. C’mon, people.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned, “oh yeah, you’re my asian Lois” and when Quagmire went through Peter’s trash because Lois clipped her nails – funny stuff.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this yet; The desecrate spell. It gives undead in the area of effect a +1 to hit, damage(?), and saves(?), and +1hp per hit die I believe, and also gives a -3 on attempts to turn undead in the area. If it is in the area of a shrine dedicated to an evil diety or somesuch, the bonuses are doubled!

homemade brown bread, butter and a squeeze of lemon is certainly the simplest way to appreciate the full flavour of good smoked salmon, but I can’t believe nobody has mentioned a sprinkling of cracked black pepper!

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Jane Austen. My fave of hers is pride and prejudiced but they are all good. And what about the Bronte sisters?

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Vince Gill yet. It dosen’t have to be soul music to be souful.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned anything about those not wanting to stand in line at the pearly gates… they wanted to take the express line on the way to Hell, by stealing tables from a church.

So I can’t believe nobody has mentioned: 1. Get Your Stuff (very touching film about a couple of gay men struggling with parenthood) 2. Eating Out (Lighthearted and funny) also has Ryan Carnes (sp?) from Desperate Housewives in a scene where you get to see well… watch the movie to find out… it will be worth it!

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned The Lost Boyz. …What the FUCK?

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Cheri Oteri! Not only does this list need more women… Cheri was CRAZY, but versatile. Anyone agree?

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the biscuit scene. I thought it was one of the best scenes in True Blood history.

I’m a bit long in the tooth, but I can’t believe nobody has mentioned RUN-DMC!!! I could extoll their virtues, but do I really need to?

First I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this, and second I thought it was obvious: You put the lime in the coconut and drink ’em both together, put the lime in the coconut then you’ll feel better.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the “no shoes in the house” thing yet.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the best, and SAFEST response to all the shaming tactics: laughing… Remember, the woman HATES YOU as a man and wants you to SUFFER. If you laugh, that sure ain’t suffering. And if SHE laughs too, YOU laugh again!!! Out-laugh the twit!

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned the riots of 2005. Violence, arson, and looting done by young Muslims, (YES I said it, MUSLIMS!)

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this, a crossover with Coraline and A Nightmare on Elm Street. It would raise the stakes for her especially since in the remake, Freddy is a pedophile.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned that the other person in that picture is Craig Hockenberry,

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Eye of The Tiger by Survivor yet.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Amadeus! Some people love that movie and some people hate it. I neither loved it nor hated it.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned THE ORIGINAL Roberto’s Taco Shop. Man, when those first came out – whoa nellie!

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8 thoughts on “Incredulous America: Things We Can’t Believe Nobody Has Mentioned (Part One)

  1. Gabe Durham says:

    No no no Mike this is a new thing I invented. See what I did was I SEARCHED for things using GOOGLE and then I ASSEMBLED them into a “Quilt of Interest.” Tell your friends.

  2. EC says:

    I can’t believe nobody anymore. Swell post, though.

  3. Ted says:

    That is one incredulous toddler.

  4. Gabe Durham says:

    Right?? You’ll never guess what I google imaged to find the lil classic rocker.

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