Max Vernon is a NYC musician who emailed me, press release style. He wrote a great pop song called “When Your Body Breaks.” Catchy, great production. And he’s 20. He also recently dipped into the important genre, Covers in Which the Sex of the Singer Changes the Song’s Meaning, with “I Kissed a Girl.”
His words: “Oh and by the way, since you’re accepting invented statistics i think it’s important for you to know, that my last demo sold 54,000 copies in a roughly three weeks and then Rihanna was like Bitch, what!?” That’s a pretty good one, though I’m hazy on which parts were invented.