Redeemable, Like Food Stamps

Chapbooks should be arriving at expectant homes by  today, if not yesterday.

Notable firsts:

First person to barter for a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever: Brian Mihok. I use the word “bartered” loosely. He gave me his new one and I gave him mine.

First person to buy a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever in person: Alex Moore.

First person to buy a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever online, via Paypal: Michael Ocean

Value-increasing error exclusive to the first 25 copies:

There’s a they’re/there mistake in one of the stories. Try to find it!

Skills I’ve picked up while making a chapbook:

How to use MS Publisher.

How to sew.

How to use Paypal.

BONUS: Anyone who picks up a copy of the chapbook gets to download, for free, Good News For People Who Love to Get Krunk, For the Beasties in the Burroughs, For the Beatles in Britain, or Gather Round, Children: The Best of Improv.

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3 thoughts on “Redeemable, Like Food Stamps

  1. Mine arrived today, and one minute later I got a call from the government that they’d forgotten to pay me $1 million in back tax refunds! It really works!

  2. Alex says:

    it feels so good to finally get the recognition i deserve!

  3. Second person to buy a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever online, via Paypal: Dave Lemley.

    Good news, Alex – You’re now a member of the GRC Silver club. You can join the Gold Club for just $70 more and the Platinum Club for $495. With the Platinum Club comes with free admission to the Gather Round Gala in October.

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