Chapbooks should be arriving at expectant homes by today, if not yesterday.
First person to barter for a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever: Brian Mihok. I use the word “bartered” loosely. He gave me his new one and I gave him mine.
First person to buy a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever in person: Alex Moore.
First person to buy a copy of The Complete Genealogy of Everyone, Ever online, via Paypal: Michael Ocean
Value-increasing error exclusive to the first 25 copies:
There’s a they’re/there mistake in one of the stories. Try to find it!
Skills I’ve picked up while making a chapbook:
How to use MS Publisher.
How to sew.
How to use Paypal.
BONUS: Anyone who picks up a copy of the chapbook gets to download, for free, Good News For People Who Love to Get Krunk, For the Beasties in the Burroughs, For the Beatles in Britain, or Gather Round, Children: The Best of Improv.