Invented Statistics #8

guitar with Gabe “12.5% German” Durham

4% of cooks who use the expression “My blood went into this meal” actually cook with a dash of their own blood.

In 2.6 years, the internet will have rendered the boast “I don’t own a TV” completely irrelevant.

A woman who attempts to find bloggers who hate the same things/people/places that she does has a 99.6% chance of being wildly successful.

Cumulonimbus clouds are 18% sexier than cirrus clouds.

One tablespoon of taco flavoring makes vegetable soup indistinguishably “funny tasting” and will be refused by 1 in 10 restaurant patrons.

If temperatures are mild, a healthy man can survive on love alone for up to 30 hours. Then he will need some water.

6 thoughts on “Invented Statistics #8

  1. Cloudologist Society says:

    Cumulonimbus clouds are the tramps of the skies.

  2. Gordie says:

    there’s no such thing as cloudologists

  3. Shirtless Reggie Boatman says:

    Yeah hold on a damn second.

  4. Taco Flavorologist Society says:

    Taco flavoring makes everything taste better! Especially soup! And especially tacos.

  5. Innocent Bystander says:

    I wish some people would just keep their shirts ON for a change!

  6. Taco Flavorologist Society Shirtless says:

    You’re the only one who has a problem with it.

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