with Gabe “12.5% German” Durham
4% of cooks who use the expression “My blood went into this meal” actually cook with a dash of their own blood.
In 2.6 years, the internet will have rendered the boast “I don’t own a TV” completely irrelevant.
A woman who attempts to find bloggers who hate the same things/people/places that she does has a 99.6% chance of being wildly successful.
Cumulonimbus clouds are 18% sexier than cirrus clouds.
One tablespoon of taco flavoring makes vegetable soup indistinguishably “funny tasting” and will be refused by 1 in 10 restaurant patrons.
If temperatures are mild, a healthy man can survive on love alone for up to 30 hours. Then he will need some water.